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Season 12 · 21 episodes · Sep 29, 2013

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    Episode 1

    Finders Keepers

    Sep 29, 2013

    Peter is convinced that a restaurant placemat is a treasure map. Word quickly spreads about the alleged cache, sparking a city-wide search and turning the citizens of Quahog against each other.

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    Episode 2

    Vestigial Peter

    Oct 6, 2013

    After a vestigial twin grows out of Peter's neck, which he names Chip, he eventually starts realizing that people like Chip more than they like him, so Peter has him amputated. However, after Peter gets into trouble, he realizes he needs Chip more than ever.

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    Episode 3

    Quagmire's Quagmire

    Nov 3, 2013

    Quagmire dates a woman named Sonja, who is just as sexually active as he is, but things take a turn for the worse when she kidnaps him to be her sex slave, so Peter, Joe and Ida must search the seedy back alleys of Quahog to rescue him. In the meantime, Brian, Stewie and Rupert get involved in a most unusual love triangle.

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    Episode 4

    A Fistful of Meg

    Nov 10, 2013

    When Meg spills her lunch on the new kid at school, he makes plans to end her. Meanwhile, Peter keeps harassing Brian in the nude until it reaches the breaking point.

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    Episode 5

    Boopa-Dee Bappa-Dee

    Nov 17, 2013

    The Griffins go to Italy and are faced with annoying immigration laws after Peter destroys their passports.

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    Episode 6

    Life of Brian

    Nov 24, 2013

    Stewie and Brian travel back in time to 17th-century Jamestown and make too many close calls with changing history. Stewie decides to destroy his time machine, but comes to regret it when Brian dies after being hit by a car. Devastated by his death, the Griffin family goes out and adopts another dog from the pet store, Vinnie, who is quickly accepted by all the members of the Griffin family, other than Stewie, who can't get over the loss of Brian.

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    Episode 7

    Into Harmony's Way

    Dec 8, 2013

    When Peter and Quagmire discover that their singing voices create beautiful harmony together, they form a singing/songwriting team, in the vein of Simon and Garfunkel. However, tensions run high when fame gets to Peter's head.

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    Episode 8

    Christmas Guy

    Dec 15, 2013

    When Carter Pewterschmidt cancels the annual Quahog Christmas carnival, because he hates the holiday, Peter must transform his father-in-law from a Scrooge into a hometown hero in order to salvage the event. Meanwhile, Stewie devises a master plan to get the one and only thing he wants for Christmas.

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    Episode 9

    Peter Problems

    Jan 5, 2014

    When Peter gets fired for crashing a forklift into a business meeting, Lois takes a job at the grocery store while Peter becomes a stay-at-home dad — which leads to poor bedroom performance.

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    Episode 10

    Grimm Job

    Jan 12, 2014

    From Grimm to Griffin, three classic fairy tales get a new Quahog spin, including "Jack and the Beanstalk," "Little Red Riding Hood" and "Cinderella."

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    Episode 11

    Brian's a Bad Father

    Jan 26, 2014

    Brian tries to use Dylan's television connections to further his career.

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    Episode 12

    Mom's the Word

    Mar 9, 2014

    When Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal Evelyn, who tries to seduce him. In the meantime, Stewie feels despair upon dealing with the realities of death.

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    Episode 13

    3 Acts of God

    Mar 16, 2014

    Peter grows frustrated when players on opposing teams continue to thank God after defeating his beloved New England Patriots football team, so he and the guys embark on a global quest to find God and ask Him to stop interfering with the outcome of professional football games.

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    Episode 14

    Fresh Heir

    Mar 23, 2014

    Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.

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    Episode 15

    Secondhand Spoke

    Mar 30, 2014

    Peter takes up smoking cigarettes, and is approached by Mr. Stone, an advertising executive who wants Peter to be the face of his anti-smoking campaign under the caveat that Peter continues to smoke. Meanwhile, Stewie helps Chris battle bullies at school.

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    Episode 16

    Herpe, the Love Sore

    Apr 6, 2014

    Brian gives Stewie an STD. Meanwhile, Peter and the guys fight back when another group claims their booth at The Drunken Clam.

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    Episode 17

    The Most Interesting Man in the World

    Apr 13, 2014

    When Peter takes Stewie to the park for some quality father-son time, he mistakenly takes the wrong baby home, prompting Lois to call him an idiot. Determined to prove to her that he's a responsible adult, Peter goes on a business trip to Chicago and returns as an intelligent, classy person.

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    Episode 18

    Baby Got Black

    Apr 27, 2014

    Chris is forbidden to see Jerome's daughter Pam, so when the kids run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find them.

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    Episode 19

    Meg Stinks!

    May 4, 2014

    Meg has fun partying with Peter when he takes her to a college for an interview. Brian must learn how to live in the wild when he gets sprayed by a skunk and is prohibited from entering the house.

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    Episode 20

    He's Bla-ack!

    May 11, 2014

    Cleveland returns to town, but is instantly banned from spending time with Peter when Lois and Donna get into a big fight over parenting.

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    Episode 21

    Chap Stewie

    May 18, 2014

    When Peter and Chris interrupt Stewie's TV time, the angry baby goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois so he's never conceived, but is shocked when he is reborn into a "Downton Abbey"-esque British household.

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