Episode 1
Vibracaust
Feb 12, 2009
Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul— his own.
Episode 2
Xavier's Maneuver
Feb 19, 2009
Xavier unleashes his revolutionary lifesaving maneuver all up on those who find theyselfs in need of his protection.
Episode 3
El Tornadador
Feb 26, 2009
When Xavier sets him sights on friendship, the Energy Crisis won’t know what hit it in the face.
Episode 4
Haunted Tonk
Mar 5, 2009
Xavier returns to the scene of the crime, his childhood.
Episode 5
Free Range Manibalism
Mar 12, 2009
Xavier lifts homeless veterans up from the filth of the streets and into the filth of their meats.
Episode 6
Damnesia Vu
Mar 19, 2009
When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of déjà vu reigns supreme.
Episode 7
Going Normal
Mar 26, 2009
Just whenst you most expect it, Xavier’s gratitude starved heart shrieks out “Abandon ye lifequest!” and then wolfs down a steam-filled puddin’ pie of limits.
Episode 8
Kharmarabionic Lotion
Apr 2, 2009
A reporter gets his scoop on Xavier. Here cometh the twist: It turns out to be a scoop of Lotion. It’s pretty cool. Or, did he?
Episode 9
Damnesia You
Apr 9, 2009
Xavier has amnesia.
Episode 10
Braingea's Final Cranny
Apr 16, 2009
When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion.
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