
Episode 1
I'm Horny for Every Fictional Car
Aug 20, 2021
Alfred and Lily are horny for Sandra Bullock, Amy clowns around, and Christine draws a suspect.

Episode 2
Sam Reich Launches Dropout America
Sep 3, 2021
Brennan, Katie, Carolyn, and Sam explore the real Sam Reich.

Episode 3
It's a Classic Virgin Tradition
Sep 17, 2021
Lily, Brennan, Erika, and Trapp navigate the uncomfortable world of kissing and oyster shucking.

Episode 4
We've Actually Met Before
Oct 1, 2021
Sam, Trapp, Katie, and Brennan get to the bottom of when and how they met.

Episode 5
Amy Vorpahl Simply Loses Her Mind
Oct 15, 2021
Title says it all.

Episode 6
I'm Here Outside of Gene Hackman's Movie Trailer
Oct 29, 2021
Carolyn Page, Erika Ishii, Alfred Aquino II, and Becca Scott talk teens, olds, and stagflation.

Episode 7
Why Did You Give a Wedgie to Malala?
Nov 12, 2021
Katie, Brennan and Carolyn can only watch as Grant goes live with some slam poetry.

Episode 8
Honestly You Liking It Made Me Like It
Nov 26, 2021
Alfred hunts for a key out of the spaghetti factory. Lily sings a Danny Elfman song.

Episode 9
True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien (Part 2)
Dec 10, 2021
Brennan, Lily, and Tao return with another in-depth report on Grant.

Episode 10
Gengar Could Run a Train through Me
Dec 24, 2021
Amy, Lily, Alfred, and Christine talk Stuart Little and Ben Affleck facts.

Episode 11
Gilchrest Savoy, the Wealthiest Man of 1906
Jan 7, 2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Trapp, Alfred talk time travel and science experiments.

Episode 12
I Don't Have Fingernails Because I Actually Know How to Finger a Woman
Jan 21, 2022
Katie, Trapp, Erika and Sam discuss how to survive a bad date, sharks, and being in the wilderness.

Episode 13
Mi Scusi
Feb 4, 2022
Sam, Carolyn, Erika, and Brennan's broadcast is crashed by an unexpected visitor.

Episode 14
Cap'n Jim's Boating Tips
Feb 18, 2022
Christine Medrano, Amy Vorpahl, Alfred Aquino II, and Sam Reich fish and honey pot for laughs.

Episode 15
Fuck Austin Texas
Mar 4, 2022
Carolyn, Trapp, Lily, and Brennan go in on the miserable shithole that is Austin.

Episode 16
Magic, Love, and Coldplay
Mar 18, 2022
Carolyn, Brennan, Alfred, and Sam explore the three most powerful forces in the universe.