Episode 1
Emotional Support Convertible
Jun 19, 2026
Paper is frustrated when Scissors gets a car registered as an emotional support convertible and brings it with him everywhere.
Episode 2
The Baseball
Jun 19, 2026
The trio's baseball lands in an air force base, and they must enlist to get it back.
Episode 3
Rock's Half Birthday
Jun 26, 2026
Paper and Scissors struggle to make Rock's outlandish half-birthday wish that he can fly come true.
Episode 4
Cherry Picking
Jun 26, 2026
Scissors stays home when Rock and Paper go cherry picking, but when they grow much closer to one another, he feels left out.
Episode 5
Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Rock, Paper, Scissors
Jul 10, 2026
Paper and Pencil inadvertently create a horde of Rock clones and decide to look after them together.
Episode 6
The Wish
Jul 10, 2026
Rock, Paper, and Scissors find a genie, but just as they're about to make their wish, his 1,000 year curse runs out, and he can no longer grant their wish.
Episode 7
The Train Problem
Jul 17, 2026
Paper and Sandpaper are on a train that gets hijacked by the Algebra Villain, who will make them crash unless Paper solves an algebra problem.
Episode 8
Salmon Delivery for Ya
Jul 17, 2026
Rock and Scissors think of the perfect prank call, but Rock bails to watch Franz Roll's pet Kitty.
Episode 9
Hardcore
Jul 24, 2026
When Scissors makes "being hardcore" a mandatory apartment rule, Paper goes to absurd lengths to prove himself.
Episode 10
Scissors' New Therapist
Jul 24, 2026
When Scissors' therapist leaves town, he's horrified to discover his new therapist is Logan, his bully.
Episode 11
The Henry Winkler Episode
Jul 31, 2026
Rock, Paper, and Scissors crash into Hollywood actor Henry Winkler's house, and they all go on a wacky adventure together.
Episode 12
Paper Loves Potato
Jul 31, 2026
While trying to woo Pencil, Paper mistakenly ends up in a relationship he doesn't want with Potato.
Episode 13
Sandpapers' Workout Program
Aug 7, 2026
Sandpaper is disappointed the trio is playing videogames all day, so she signs them up for her personal workout program.
Episode 14
The Secret
Aug 7, 2026
Rock is bad at keeping secrets, so when he learns one that will devastate Paper, he goes to great lengths to keep it from him.
Episode 15
Paper: Renowned Researcher
Aug 21, 2026
Paper travels back to the Paleolithic Era to save his reputation as a researcher, only to make things much, much worse.
Episode 16
Meatball
Aug 21, 2026
Lou turns his cat, Meatball, into a vampire to try and keep him alive forever.
Episode 17
Scissors' Perfect Match
Aug 28, 2026
Scissors falls for a beautiful mermaid he met on a dating app, but his desperate need to prove she's real threatens to destroy their relationship.
Episode 18
The Apology Soirée
Aug 28, 2026
While Paper and Scissors throw an apology party for everyone they've wronged, Rock accidentally shrinks himself and Franz Roll, and the two struggle to survive the chaos.
Episode 19
The Watching
Oct 12, 2026
Rock, Paper, and Scissors have a great time birdwatching until they return home to find the birds have started watching them.
Episode 20
Nightmares
Oct 12, 2026
The trio discovers they're trapped in a nightmare and must wake up before one of them wets the bed.
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