Episode 1
The Kings of Donair
Mar 28, 2025
Ricky and Randy battle it out to make the best donair dish. Will cheesy spaghetti or fluffy omelette get their balls tingling? Grab some beef, hash, and a drill, and get ready to get COOKED.
Episode 2
French Fries the Right Way
Apr 4, 2025
Ricky's learnt a lot about cooking French fries since he burned down Ray's trailer. Get cooked on how to fry the perfect potato, and poutine it up five delicious ways. Randy also does something with a cock of pepperoni.
Episode 3
Friggin' Egg Roll Heaven
Apr 11, 2025
The SwearNet dicks got Ricky a fancy professional fryer - before he burned the whole fuckin’ kitchen down with his grease pan! First to sizzle in the hot oil: a bunch of killer egg rolls, and a savoury 'treat' for Randy!
Episode 4
An Excellent Amount Of Egg Rolls
Apr 18, 2025
Ricky and Randy get stuffed in part two of their epic egg roll odyssey! Just one fuckin\' problem: Ricky is totally COOKED on weed drinks! Can Randy save the day with his turkey dinner creation?
Episode 5
The Perfect Burger
Apr 25, 2025
Ricky's come down from his week-long high and is ready to Get Cooked! But he’s got fuckin' work to do - this week’s challenge is to craft the perfect cheeseburger. Will burger king Randy reign supreme, or will Ricky’s secret ingredients win over Judge Julian?
Episode 6
Taco Loco!
May 2, 2025
Adios Randy, you're off the fuckin' show! Except he's come bearing gifts of Mexican weed and a strange tequila teapot. So Ricky challenges him to a grande taco throwdown, where pulled pork, shrimp and chicken fingers (the good kind) do battle with beef. Arriba!!
Episode 7
Kickass Dirty Nachos
May 9, 2025
Ricky and Randy continue their culinary tour of Mexico (or is it fuckin' Egypt?) with some meaty, zesty - and even desserty - nachos! Grab your limes, give 'em a good squeeze and prepare to get cooked... just watch out for the pico de dicko!
Episode 8
Hot Sexy Dips
May 16, 2025
Ricky and Randy call a truce and try some peace, weed and understanding... Will it last? Hopefully long enough to make some mouth-and-cock-watering dips, including donair, Montreal smoked meat, and Buffalo chicken blue cheese!
Episode 9
Party Nuts
May 23, 2025
How do ya like your nuts? Sweet, spicy, crunchy or salty? Randy (and a hungover-as-fuck Ricky) wrap their mouths around the ultimate sassy party snack, and get high on a brown pig!
Episode 10
Ground Beef Tater Tot Challenge
May 30, 2025
It's the best part of the fuckin' cow! Ricky and Randy cook up their greatest ground beef dishes - and throw in some secret ingredients along the way. Even better? It won't give you the shits!
Episode 11
Stoned Pizza Party
Jun 6, 2025
What's better than pizza? Breakfast pizza, lunch pizza, supper pizza and DESSERT pizza! Feel the love in your guts as Ricky and Randy create six pizzas for you to cook, while baked outta your fucking mind!
Episode 12
Chicken Fingers: The Good Kind
Jun 13, 2025
It's the episode you've all been f*ckin' waiting for... Kentucky Fried Ricky's masterclass on his most beloved dish! Randy's got no frigging chance against the King of the Chicken Fingers. Or has he?
Episode 13
The Final Friggin' Course
Jun 20, 2025
The champagne is flowing (mostly down Randy's grease hole), as the the duo tackle the sweetest course: dessert! Get learnt on some weedy, boozy, and delicious treats, fit for borntdays and drunken trailer park supervisors.
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