Mark, Bob, and Wade start their second year and begin to blur the lines between equality
Episode 1
Superstitions
Mar 27, 2022
Bob hosts while Wade reveals his secrets for the Cincinnati Bengals' future success in football, and Mark theorizes that human compulsions might come from a simulation.
Episode 2
Self Confidence
Apr 3, 2022
Wade wonders where he and the guys got their confidence, while Mark and Bob share their tips for public speaking and dealing with self-doubt.
Episode 3
We Die On Your Hills
Apr 10, 2022
Inspired by the guys' previous discussion about their own hot takes, they scour the Distractible subreddit in search of hills that the listeners will die on, and discuss whether or not they agree.
Episode 4
Serotonin
Apr 17, 2022
From TikToks with bad auto-tune, to nostalgic educational computer games, the guys dive into what gives them a serotonin boost.
Episode 5
Oh No, The Future UwU
Apr 24, 2022
The guys discuss fears of things yet to come, while Mark struggles to keep Wade on topic.
Episode 6
Aliens Among Us
May 1, 2022
Does our solar system have a tenth planet? Are there really UFOs flying around earth? And what the hell is a tardigrade? The guys answer all these questions and more while discussing potential evidence for life elsewhere in the universe.
Episode 7
So Bad It's Good
May 8, 2022
Junk food, the Scary Movie franchise, Slenderman, sometimes things are so bad they might just be good after all.
Episode 8
Wade's Secret Words
May 15, 2022
In this new episode format, Judge Wade let's the listeners in on his secret points system, but leaves Mark and Bob in the dark as they struggle to collect as many points as they can.
Episode 9
F*ck You Energy
May 22, 2022
The guys discuss times in their life where their pure rage and annoyance were transformed in the most interesting and productive of ways.
Episode 10
We Got Screwed
May 29, 2022
Labyrinthian healthcare services, customer service "assistance", and unobserved restaurant reservations: the guys talk about specific times they've been screwed over by life.
Episode 11
The Bobs & The Bees
Jun 5, 2022
In yet another classic episode revolving around Bob, Mark and Wade are assigned the responsibility of raising Bob throughout his childhood and teaching him important life lessons along the way, in their own ways.
Episode 12
Who's The Worst
Jun 12, 2022
The guys play a game of "Morals or NO Morals" and end up focusing on the latter.
Episode 13
Don't Laugh
Jun 20, 2022
Wade creates a new points system once again, pitting Mark's laughter against Bob's laughter.
Episode 14
The Atrocities Of Summer
Jun 26, 2022
Bob and Wade trade stories about summer injuries, while Mark deviates into delusion.
Episode 15
Anything Goes
Jul 3, 2022
Mark leaves things up to chance for Bob and Wade in this new game mode featuring a blaring alarm and randomly generated countdowns.
Episode 16
Worst World Records
Jul 10, 2022
Bob shares the story of Sir Hugh Beaver, while Mark and Wade compete to find the most shocking and disturbing World Records.
Episode 17
Conspiracy Theories
Jul 17, 2022
The Aladdin Exception, Ghost Kitchens, Edward Snowden and The NSA: the guys dive deep (but not too deep) into some of their favorite conspiracy theories.
Episode 18
Before We Die
Jul 24, 2022
The boys play Hot or Not: Bucket List Edition, plus share some of their personal Bucket List items.
Episode 19
The Boys Bet It All
Jul 31, 2022
Mark whips up a new timed game mode where Bob and Wade race to Google topics. The slower they take to find their topic, the more points they get deducted and added to the winners pot.
Episode 20
Fast Food Tier List
Aug 7, 2022
The legendary Raising Cane's, the classic McDonald's, the scarce Fazoli's: see where the boys rank these and many other fast food spots.
Episode 21
The Distractible Game Show
Aug 14, 2022
Bob prompts Mark and Wade to share their favorite game shows, then surprises them with his own game show for them to compete in.
Episode 22
Bob Doesn't Know
Aug 21, 2022
Instead of dual hosting, Mark and Wade compete in a secret game of their own, leaving Bob in the dark.
Episode 23
Go With Your Guy
Aug 28, 2022
Door-to-door salesman, house parties going too far, love at first sight: today the guys talk about the accuracy of their gut feelings.
Episode 24
Musical Memories
Sep 4, 2022
First kisses, funny dances, going on stage: today the guys talk certain songs that transport them to specific life moments.
Episode 25
Solving The Unsolvable
Sep 11, 2022
Why humans sleep, the creator of the universe, alien life: today the guys attempt to solve these great mysteries.
Episode 26
Broken News
Sep 18, 2022
In the spirit of the Distractible Live episodes on the Distractible Youtube channel, Mark takes Bob and Wade through a variety of headlines and news articles. Riffing ensues.
Episode 27
Video Game Tier List
Sep 25, 2022
Bob's hot take on Pokémon, Markiplier's true feelings on Five Nights at Freddy's, find out where the guys rank these games and more.
Episode 28
Naked
Oct 2, 2022
The guys share awkward spa stories, then rank the best/worst places to be naked.
Episode 29
The Bait Debate
Oct 9, 2022
Today the guys troll specific media fandoms by giving them hot take bait.
Episode 30
Big Or Small
Oct 16, 2022
What is better, big or small? Today the guys decide once and for all by giving their personal opinions prompted by Bob's list of items.
Episode 31
Change
Oct 23, 2022
Recorded live and with the guys in the same room for the first time in 5 years, today Wade throws it back to tour with a favorite improv game... CHANGE!
Episode 32
Candy Tier List
Oct 30, 2022
Today the guys compile a contentious tier list about all different kinds of candy, just in time for Halloween.
Episode 33
Devil's Advocate
Nov 6, 2022
Mark invites Bob and Wade to alternate playing the Devil's Advocate for a variety of agreed upon, and not so agreed upon social norms and behaviors.
Episode 34
Would You Rather
Nov 13, 2022
Bob forces Mark and Wade to pick their poison, having to decide between several pairs of awful scenarios.
Episode 35
Thank You
Nov 20, 2022
Today the guys celebrate Thanksgiving with genuine outpourings of gratitude, which Mark the host, of course, converts to numerical point values.
Episode 36
I Tried So Hard And Got So Far But In The End It Didn't Even Matter
Nov 27, 2022
Today Bob's story of Google Glass inspires Mark and Wade to find great stories of failure in history.
Episode 37
One Paw In The Grave
Dec 4, 2022
Wade's emotional roller coaster of a story takes center stage as he explains the strange coincidences surrounding a close call with his beloved cat. Oh, and Bob gives a fridge update.
Episode 38
We're NOT Getting Old
Dec 11, 2022
Bob takes Mark and Wade through a list of strange, unorthodox and disgusting anti-aging methods to decide if the treatments are worthwhile.
Episode 39
Don't Say Christmas
Dec 19, 2022
Wade's Secret Words is back, but this time there's only a single word in the game: Christmas.
Episode 40
The Perfect Day
Dec 25, 2022
Bob and Wade derail Mark's profound and dedicated search for the perfect day upon which to base your life in the new year and beyond.
Episode 41
Good Bad Habits
Jan 1, 2023
You know the guys are getting older, but now it's time they try to convince you their bad habits are actually good.
Episode 42
You Member?
Jan 8, 2023
Bob gives an update on his newborn baby, James, then pivots the topic to memory. The guys then discuss some of their first memories and how they think memories actually work.
Episode 43
The Ick
Jan 15, 2023
Inspired by a post from the official Distractible subreddit, the guys discuss things that give them the ever illusive, yet always unnerving "ick".
Episode 44
Bob's Baby
Jan 22, 2023
In an episode that takes a more serious turn, Bob recounts the unexpected and emotionally taxing circumstances surrounding his son's birth, and how they affected him and his wife.
Episode 45
Wade's Silly Choices
Jan 29, 2023
A major tone switch from the last episode, Wade is hosting and makes Mark and Bob talk through strange and hilarious scenarios. From having the worst super power imaginable, to living in a world ruled by clowns, and more.
Episode 46
Friendship Test: Mark Edition
Feb 5, 2023
Who is the better friend? Today, Bob and Wade's friendship with Mark is put to the test via some Mark-based trivia.
Episode 47
Profession Confessions
Feb 12, 2023
Bob hosts a conversation about uncomfortable job stories, embarking the guys on a wild trip down memory lane.
Episode 48
The Masks We Wear
Feb 19, 2023
On a more serious note than normal, the guys discuss the metaphorical mask, which social situations we put our masks on for, and whether those masked versions of ourselves are really us.
Episode 49
Distractible: The Musical
Feb 26, 2023
The guys star in an improvised musical about video games, news, or anything else that comes to mind.
Episode 50
The Emmy Losing Episode
Mar 5, 2023
Another classic Wade episode with an excellent topic: making the perfect video game. Except it goes horribly wrong. Or does it? Because during today's conversation, no one can seem to agree on anything.