The Boys are back in action for some more wacky, and weird fun
Episode 1
Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2)
May 24, 2026
Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.
Episode 2
Hard or Soft?
May 31, 2026
The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?
Episode 3
Burnout
Jun 7, 2026
The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.
Episode 4
Doing Too Much
Jun 14, 2026
Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.
Episode 5
Markiplier Likes That?
Jun 21, 2026
How well do Bald and Dad know Short?
Episode 6
Going Nuclear
Jun 28, 2026
Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?
Episode 7
Unhappy Birthday
Jul 5, 2026
To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.
Episode 8
Hoopst Was First?
Jul 12, 2026
This game about firsts is making me firsty.
Episode 9
The Perfectest Crime
Jul 19, 2026
Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.
Episode 10
Wade Definitely Has A Topic
Jul 26, 2026
The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.
Episode 11
Please Be Nice
Aug 2, 2026
Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.
Episode 12
I'm Wade. I'm Bald
Aug 9, 2026
He's bald. He's Wade.
Episode 13
Choose Your Own Cousin
Aug 17, 2026
Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."
Episode 14
Would I Lie To You?
Aug 23, 2026
Bob hosts a game built on lies.
Episode 15
Smell My Touch
Aug 30, 2026
Mark hosts a game that just makes sense.
Episode 16
Cincinnati Jeopardy
Sep 6, 2026
Bob + Jeopardy = No Secret Twists Whatsoever
Episode 17
Insider Gaming
Sep 13, 2026
Now that Mark has landed himself in jail, only the latest in gaming and insect technology can break him out.
Episode 18
Cloth Off The Bone
Sep 20, 2026
Mark and Wade play mind games with each other while Bob watches.
Episode 19
The Jerker Episode
Sep 27, 2026
The guys search for a happy ending to the sad times we're living in.
Episode 20
"Saving Grace" (The Scary Tapes)
Oct 1, 2026
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Saving Grace" by Blake Bowen. Trigger Warnings: Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Medical Torture/Abuse, Medical Procedures, Torture, Victim Blaming, and Violence.
Episode 21
Grilled or Fried?
Oct 4, 2026
I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.
Episode 22
"These Hollows and Rivers" (The Scary Tapes)
Oct 8, 2026
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams. Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence
Episode 23
Bob's One Man Show (Part 2)
Oct 11, 2026
For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.
Episode 24
"Copper Point" (The Scary Tapes)
Oct 15, 2026
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Copper Point" by Chelsea Herzog. Trigger Warnings: Animal Death, Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Mental Illness, Physical Abuse, Self-Harm/Suicide, Stalking, Victim Blaming, Violence, Cult and/or Religious Abuse
Episode 25
Our Strange Addiction
Oct 18, 2026
Bob and Wade rope Mark into in their poképroblem.
Episode 26
"The Mirror of Harry Aalders" (The Scary Tapes)
Oct 22, 2026
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" by Ronan Clarke.
Episode 27
Nah, I'd Win (Part 5)
Oct 25, 2026
Now featuring even more beans.
Episode 28
Ouroboros.Exe/Run (The Scary Tapes)
Oct 30, 2026
Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Ouroboros.Exe/Run" by Keely Davis. Trigger Warnings: Cannibalism, Child Endangerment, Forced Captivity, Kidnapping, Psychological Torture
Episode 29
Hex in The City (Part 1)
Nov 3, 2026
Mark and Bob ignore Bald God's plan for them.
Episode 30
Hex In The City (Part 2)
Nov 10, 2026
WE'RE NOT ZOMBIES! WE'RE STILL ALIVE!
Episode 31
TBD
Nov 17, 2026
Episode 32
TBD
Nov 24, 2026
Episode 33
TBD
Dec 1, 2026